Friday, 14 February 2014

In the spirit of valentine's: The journal.

12/2 : (5:30 pm)

The gods of technology hate me. They do, because only that could explain the sloth- like speed of my internet.
My life officially, as of now, sucks.


12/2: (6:55 pm)

My room is a place of worship. Apparently there is free advice being handed out about "what to wear on valentine's ". such a mad, mad swarm of girls.
If only people read my blog. Dimwits


12/2 (8:03pm)

ok now they have shifted to their respective boyfriends. I am positive i have done nothing in this life to deserve this.
karma's such a bitch.


12/2 (10:52pm)

Its raining outside. Beer would be such a blessing. Chilled of course. If i ever run for president, i am making it mandatory.




13/2   (1:05am)

Still raining. Beeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr :/


13/2 (1:15am)

Can’t sleep. Internet is still miserably slow.


13/2 (1:45am)

Need . to. Sleep.


13/2 (10:00 am)

Why is it so that I have to be awake like an owl when the whole goddamn world is sleeping & then eventually sleep in class?
 I so need a change of time zone. Adopt me, Brad Pitt!

13/2  (1:00pm)

The canteen is out of stock. What a shame. Maybe I will eat rose petals for lunch.

13/2 (3:00pm)

Everywhere I go I see a giggling gaggle of girls. Hardly surprising, considering tomorrow is looouuve divas. If only st. valentine knew what a trendsetter he was being.




14/2 (12:05am)
Yes. I was sleeping until 3 minutes ago when someone very rudely screamed like a banshee. Actually i am sure there was more than one person. No one can take out that amount of high pitched voice in a go. Not even the girl i can hear from a different floor.



14/2  (2:00am)
Yes please. shout . Destroy my sleep by all means.



14/2 (11:O0am)
Sleeping in class and then eventually being sent out. Those are the perks of being me on valentine’s .I can’t catch a break ,can i?



14/2  (2:00pm)
I am going to kill one of these girls. Or guys. I don’t care who!!!!




14/2  (5:06pm)
Oh god, just get this day over with, please!!
Or knock me unconscious. I don’t mind.


14/2 (8:00pm)
Wow, normal food! I was half expecting roe water and confetti for dinner.


14/2 (10:09pm)
Almost there, almost there.


14/2  (10:30 pm)
Is it possible to teach people to shut up???
Is anyone researching on that yet?


14/2   (11:40pm)
Almost done. I can hear crying.
Is someone dead?


14/2  (11:51pm)
No, just someone overtly emotional. Duhhh


15/2  (12:01am)
New day. Thank god!
I have had hangovers which are worse!

Happy “ i am fucked & bank balance=nil” day



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