THE GUIDE TO BEING EXTRAORDINARILY WICKED!

This article is not inspired, dedicated, related, co-related, attached, semi-attached, connected or subjected to any person-living,dead, zombies, the works.

If you however, have a feeling that it somehow is, well, are n’t you obsessed!

Now that we are done with that, lets go to “ the point” . Cursing

The whole idea of it is somehow overrated. A spontaneous “m@%$#^&*#” kinda reaction(yeah its encrypted in your brain already, we are aware) can send your girlfriend changing to shades of pink & vermilion, and if you don’t have one( yes, we believe in single people!), then you can witness the girl sitting next to you  open her mouth,think for a while and then say “Cheeeeeeeeee, kaise bolta h!!” In disgust, of course.

So what’s the big deal with cursing?  None at all fellows. Insulting is as normal a thing as any, sometimes a necessary verbal weapon required to get out of ,well, a lot of stuff. Not that we would encourage , and by that we mean yell it off from rooftops, but here are the basic lessons you need to get out of a few tight spots.

1)   SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT

You can keep chanting the same mantra over and over again, to no avail. The effectiveness of it being extraordinarily effective lies in meaning it.

2)   DIG IN THE DIRT

Yeah, its messy.But its going to save you a series of migraines. Period.

3)   CHECK OUT EXITS, FIRE ESCAPES,WINDOWS,ETC.

Just in case it does not end like you thought and you lie in danger of being beaten into a pulp. Who knows

4)   BE SMART, FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE!

Language is pearls gentlemen. Say” I would love to talk, but I would rather have type 2 diabetes.” Enjoy your coffee while the not-so-smart guy processes it, its fun!

And now that you have the initial idea, @#$* on, with vicious splendor !